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I’m trying to rewatch bits of Attack on Titan and I am just laughing so hard because okay they just succeeded in killing a bunch of titans but they’re still p much in danger and here we have Jean refilling his gas tank with his legs so casuall
paddedpwincess: Someone sent me a pack of carousels! I’m so happy!
oatsandyoga: fitnire: I love grapes i want green grapes so bad but they didnt look good at the grocey store
terezisexbuttpyrope: saw a post talking about this thread but they didnt have pics of it
vegetarain: when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework
terezisexbuttpyrope:saw a post talking about this thread but they didnt have pics of it
garnetfalls: STOP ME FROM MAKING THESE but they didnt > .<
alyciascarey: thotograph: liamhunny: zaynmalikleft: this commercial changed me as a person they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard
i hate when i invite people over, and they see me light a cigarette in the living room, and then they think they can light a cigarette in the living room and i have to disillusion them. you dont pay no bills here, you better smoke that bitch on the back
blueflowerwine said: i like how the llama is fenced off THIS IS A SACRED LLAMA its a pen i had actual wire fencing items but they didnt lock up correctly so it looked like shiiiit waste of gems
dictator-vega: girlcase: rasec-wizzlbang: the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland PROOF! NONE OF MY FRIENDS REMEMBER THESE BUT I DO. THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME There was a green one, too.
Okay I took the day off. My mentor made me. The really sweet special ed teacher also supported me for it. The secretaries reminded me that I’m entitled to it. I fibbed and said that a childhood friend died. They filled in some of the obvious blanks.
thechronicleofshe: nightmarish-argonian: pbsnature: We love otters. I WANT IT I love all animals because they could just claw our faces off but they choose not to because they’re nice.
zombres: #I remember when the ‘95 PandP came out (what im old) and before it aired people were up in arms #bc apparently it was ‘sexy’ and people were distraught at this #but they didnt realise it was andrew davies ‘sexy’ which means like
officialkylieminoguedragqueen: ive said this before but ariel didnt want legs to be with eric. ariel wanted legs before she ever saw eric. but ariel is smart as hell and saw that jackass had a statue made of him and thought “if im gonna do this im
writercas: bUT GUYS. I WAS READING A DESTIEL FANFIC DURING SCHOOL ON MY PHONE ON GOOGLE CHROME APP AND I SAW THIS aND I WAS LIKE “wTF?” but i didnt click it until i got home aND I JUST CLICKED IT AND wHY CHROME WHY
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: wait hold up im pretty sure the point of the hats was “HAHAHHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER WHO FELL FOR THAT ””PRO”” BULLSHIT LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH” but what they didnt count on was us wanting the hats
ldrmas: valeria2067: Even Daphne-crazed, Animated Dean Winchester can’t stop himself from having passionate eyesex with Cas.And poor Sam is so done. I dont know i would agree but they really didnt animate him in a way that makes it look like he is
itsmemacleod: i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen
letshearitforthisclown: snowed a shitton but they didnt cancel school… but my boss said its too snowy to come to work….. epic win
grimharlequin: man i cant stop having weird nightmares this week in one there was these 2 things chasing me that i called pigs in the dream but they didnt even look like pigs? they inflated themself more as they got closer and if they reached me they
thepacificrimjob: vanillastopbath: thepacificrimjob: back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward
captain-brownie: lumos5000: captain-brownie: always date a tumblr boy because if you choose them right they’re already well educated on periods and other feminine things and they know how to deal with our fandom addictions and are probably fandom
pan-pizza: beastblade64: i tried to upload this P.O.S on deviantart but they didnt let me >:( @rebeltaxi Pie Guy did nothing wrong
kokoro4kakashi: I know what the context of this MUST be, but I can’t stop giggling at what - in the lack of what it must be - it IMPLIES. Im chokingAnd it looks like Hokage-sama did too a bit
hipstercanada: coolxatu: coolxatu: fuck myer briggs fuck astrology if you ask someone who their top 3 favorite homestuck characters were you literally know everything about them if they dont know what homestuck is then you know theyre a normal
narwhalnel: back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random
I loved the pic that @l-sula-l did for my gemsona Hauyne and I’ve always wanted to draw their gemsona Lilac and I decided to just draw both of ours together and adding in @atta‘s Gemsona Selenite~ because they’re really sweet and their art is super
And they say that Pharah counters Junkrat
cinemascum: i gave them nicknames: silent but deadly, beast boy, glitch in the matrix and bork
[whispers] i dreamt about marimite otp last night
a tall tousaka rin figurine just came in stock at my local hastingsI WANT IT
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”